Kissing Superman

Hi everyone,

I recently went out on a date with someone, and it was terrific, totally dreamy. Unfortunately for me, I forgot about the part of dating where people kiss each other. It has been so long since I kissed someone. I barely kissed either of my ex’s, so I guess you could say I am out of practice. My mom would probably be okay with this, however, I was incredibly embarrassed when he leaned in for a kiss. I didn’t know what to do for a good 30 seconds. Awkward.

In my mind, I was thinking “What the fuck am I doing? Thank god I brushed my teeth. Oh Fuck we just ate Chinese food, I am so unprepared.” I just went with it because it’s not like I can get any worse. Let me tell you I was awful. Just pathetic really.

He smelled good, he tasted good and looked amazing. There I was looking like a total potato trying to get my mouth to connect with my brain, Thinking about Chinese food. I once heard that when your body learns something, it can’t forget how to do it. Muscle memory. Okay well, either I forgot how to kiss, or I have always been a shitty kisser. Which is honestly could be the case.

When he kissed me, I melted, and I’m 100% sure he didn’t. He was probably thinking “This lady is a hot mess.” I always find a way to screw things up; I’m good at it. I can even screw up the first kiss unintentionally. But good news folks, he’s still talking to me. (sorry mom and dad)

What the hell did I do to go out with a guy like this? It’s amazing he can even think about dealing with my mess of life let alone want to kiss me again. He’s probably Superman in disguise. Let’s see where this goes it could be interesting.


44 thoughts on “Kissing Superman

  1. Hahaha, I loved this post. Very well written. I’m sure millions of us can sympathize. 🙂 Consider telling him your side of story- It might charm him, make him laugh, give him even more understanding than he already has without needing info, and bring you two into more intimacy/true friendship. At least he’s not Spiderman- MJ had to figure out how to kiss that one upside down. 😉

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  2. The Chinese food is only a problem if he DIDN’T eat any! It’s like garlic. If you both reek of farlic then, WHO CARES! 😂😂💖 Just remember, PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT! You just tell Mr. Superman there that you need a “practice buddy” 😉👍

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  3. Fifty-some years ago I briefly had a girlfriend who was a heavy smoker. The kissing part was fascinating because I have never smoked, so it was like licking the inside of an ashtray.

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